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      11-16-2018, 11:54 AM   #2019
Biorin
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Sordid! Gasp! Just because I touch myself to the IRC doesn't mean you need to be spreading such things...
Provided you have that Divinyls song playing in the background "I touch myself", you are forgiven.

Although it is a somewhat annoying song, I do play it from time to time to bug my wife who once (very unwisely) confessed to me that she used to like the song back in university days. She now knows that anything she says can and will be used against her and no longer confesses anything to me.
Annoying? Used to?? You are both terrible and deserve each other. When I become emperor of earth, I will mandate that I Touch Myself be played on a regular basis, and all citizens must sing and awkwardly gyrate to the song in its entirety.
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you're like, the cocaine godmother of BP.
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