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Originally Posted by Real Dodger
Will you cut the cheese for us?
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You fucks won't go to my kitchen so yeah.
Well, you can do the dishes but I'd rather have you experiencing the more wild side of my life.
My life usually goes weird early.
5 am: "come, the dog is sick"
5.15: "Oh, okay, cool, I won't do that again. So liver illness and no small fish for the dog?"
5.45 am: "So youre sure she'll be fine?"
"No, but she is 16 and all vets would tell you to put her down where as I tell you not to do stupid shit."
6.45am: porridge making time.
7. Am : wake up the kids.
8 am: send them to school, call the vet and handle the dog.
8.15: forestry, basically raking.
12.45 pm: panic while finding someone who can fetch the tiny kid from kindergarten since I'm in the fucking woods still.
3 pm: lunch. Prepared with the kids
4 pm: homework.
5-8 pm: stupid kid shit and grocery shopping and library and still fucked and also cooking dinner.
9 pm: all kids want a last personal chat.
10 pm: I'm off duty
10.01: I have to seriously do my research and go through numbers and then i have to invest enough to something I can profit enough in 10 days to cover the costs of my most expensive day in the last year.
Midnight: phone hour, I answer texts.
1 am, bed with a book.
3 am: second or third book since 7 am is the time I wake up at.
I do so hope you will decide to come here and enjoy your housewife experience provided by Lups.
I'll do the cheese but for the love of god... help me sort out how the remote controller to our tv works. I really want to watch one movie when I have the time.