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      12-03-2020, 12:22 PM   #4711
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As some may know from other threads, I put in a pool recently. It has in floor cleaners that are about 1.5" in diameter and pop up about and inch out of the floor to clean it. They work great and turn off about 6pm.

I was in the hot tub with a friends sister who was staying with me the other night, and it was cold out - like 40F and dropping. We were in opposite corners of the top enjoying several wines and the cool air. Then all hell broke loose.

Seems the pool has freeze protection, and when it got below 35 it turned the water feature and gas fires on, and all of the pumps. Including the cleaning system. Well, guess what she and I were each sitting on?

I feel violated
Sorry for laughing my man but damn.....that's pretty funny.

Sooooooo....friends sister huh? Do we need to continue this conversation in the dating thread?
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