A Koala is standing on the corner of a street in NYC. A prostitute comes by, notices him, walks over, and says hello.
"Hey, you cute little furry guy. Whatcha doing?"
The Koala says, "Nothing. Just chilling out."
The prostitute says, "Well, how would you like to have some FUN?"
The Koala replies, "I love to have fun, sure!"
"Well follow me," she says, and the Koala does.
Up to the third-floor hotel room she takes him. He watches her head over to the bed, she undresses and says, "OK little fella, come on up and let's have fun!"
The Koala jumps up on the bed and immediately starts performing oral sex on her. She's moaning, groaning, and having a hell of a time. Then, abruptly, the Koala stops, hops off the bed, and heads for the door.
"Whoa, Whoa where do you think you're going, pal?" the angry woman asks.
"I'm taking off."
"Ohhhh nooo you don't. I'm a sex worker, a hooker, so I don't think so, buddy."
"A hooker, what's that?"
Annoyed, the woman shouts, "Ugh, take my phone and look it up!"
The little Koala Googles it and sees that it says Hooker: A woman who performs sexual favors for money." The Koala bear nods, and says. "I understand. Well, I'm a Koala!"
"Yeah, so??" the hooker yells back.
"Well, here, look it up," the tiny bear says, tossing the phone back to her.
She googles it and reads:
Koala Bear - A small, furry animal that eats bush and leaves.
