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A burgular breaks into this house and he starts looking around for money and jewelry downstairs, then he goes upstairs and into a bedroom and sees a couple in bed. He ties up the husband to a chair and the wife to the bed. He then starts kissing her on the neck. He stops and goes into the bathroom. The husband whisper to the wife. Honey be brave, this man is obviously dangerous, he must want to do things to you the way he was kissing your neck. just do whatever he says or else he might kills us, whatever happens just remember that I love you.
The wife whispers back to the husband. Honey he's wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He actually thinks that you're cute and he's was asking where do we keep the Vaseline. I told him it was the bathroom, so honey be brave, remember that I love you too.
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