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      12-09-2007, 11:36 AM   #15
Carnage
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Originally Posted by mantis View Post
other than flaming me and my driving, what other steps would you do to race?
here's some steps that will help...

1) Get in car and start it up
2) Put your car in drive
3) Get on the highway
4) Drive down the highway and pull into the 1st Chevy dealer you see
5) Trade your car in on a new 6 spd. Vette (C6, Z06 it doesn't matter)
6) Get back on highway, toast other cars....
7) Bonus step: if really freaky modded cars beat you, call nearest performance shop or Lingenfelter, add Procharger or TT...then return to highway

sorry I couldn't resist...
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