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When I'm deadlifting a small amount of one million pounds and someone comes up to me to admire my gains. Go away, loser.
When I'm squatting and my dick keeps rubbing against the floor every time I go down.
The guy who, every time he does a rep, announces, "I ain't f'ing paying child support!"
Ugly people.
Child support.
When women walk into the men's locker room and strip naked. When I enter the locker room, I want to go in, lock my belongings, and leave. I don't want to look at your breasteses.
Old people who give you dirty looks when you're lifting...or maybe their faces are just like that because they're old...
Old people.
People who walk on the StairMaster too slow. I'm in a hurry, get the fuck out of my way.
People who do spinning at the isolated area in the gym and walk around after like they just competed in the Tour de France.
Women who implant their assess on my face when I'm benching fo fity fo fo reps, begging for a creampie. Move, you gigantic nippled filthy bitch, I'm making me some gainz!
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