[Lups]

Originally Posted by SheaButter

LUPS! How do I submit my friend??? Ha! I'm not sure if this was a joke, I didn't read all the way thru 17 pages...

He's a Michael Phelps replica... (definitely not joking). From Seattle. Boom! Drops mic

Cool, let's set her up with a footballer, or something.

Originally Posted by 13M5F10

hahah - I hear you - If I wasn't married, Id get on a plane and join you guys. 6'4", brown hair, blue eyes, and 70/30 nice guy . hahaha

Have you thought about partaking in a co-ed sports team? Its a great way to network, meet people, and make great friends.

Damn, you have hair? I was so close to finding you!

She's always volunteering, or studying or with her pets or with my pets or with my kids. She needs sleep too.

Originally Posted by jpnh

ROFLMAO

You making a reference to his comments on peacock feathers?

Thats rich.....

Are you accusing a member of bp of reading?

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

She's fucked.

There is no place to go to increase your odds of meeting a "good guy". Go to the hospital to meet a Dr.... but Drs are morons when it comes to anything but doctoring. Go interview with some financial advisors, but then she may end up with someone like Fundguy. Go to where ever the engineers do what ever it is they do and then you'll end up dying of boredom or dry humor. Go find a small business owner, but then they are all egotistical jack asses. (Don't ask me how i know)

What you need is a guy who's enough of a car guy to be a good driver, enough of an engineer to fabricate something to get you out of a jam, someone who's had basic first aid instruction, someone who is active and fit, who also has a knack for making a decent living. If he happens to not be heinous looking, she should suck his dick so good that he has no other choice but to propose.

I hope you didn't think i was given you some real advice. I'm a dude who has whored himself out for 3rd world goats, what the hell do i know.

But seriously, the dick sucking thing works. Many useless women have landed a comfy lifestyle by slobbing the right knob. I mean she's only 23 and sounds lovely, but as time passes she may want to keep that nugget in her back pocket just in case things don't pan out.

Really though, I suspect all the good guys are with all the good women already. If you're a dude who's with a crappy girl, you're probably a crappy guy. If you know you're a crappy girl and are with a great guy, you are probably off the charts hot, on the crazy/hot matrix. With her being so young yet also an old soul, she may have to warm up to idea of a ready made family. It takes us guys a long time to learn from our mistakes and a recently divorced guy with kids might be the right match. She'll need an open mind, which with the height requirements, seems like she already has.

P.S. Sorry about the horse wang derailment earlier. I didn't expect that either.

I just spent like 20 minutes answering this and then erasing it all by accident. I'll text you tomorrow to tell more

In general, you are right.


A man who does the thing you did for charity is a man I respect always