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Little Johnny
Little Johnny's math teacher asks the class, "If you have a dollar and you ask your father for another one, how much would you have?"
"One dollar," yells Little Johnny from the back of the class.
"Oh, come on!" says the teacher. "Surely someone your age knows how to count, Johnny!"
"It isn't that I don't know how to count," replies Johnny. "It's that I know my dad a lot better than you do!"
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