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Originally Posted by KRS_SN
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. He sent one of his warriors to the witch doctor to get some medicine. The warrior goes to the doctor and says "Big Chief, no shit". The doctor gave him one pill and told him "the chief should be fine tomorrow"
The warrior went back to the chief and gave him the pill. The next morning the warrior was sent back to the witch doctor and says "big chief, no shit". The doctor gives him five pills and tells him to give them to the chief.
The next day the warrior appears at the witch doctor's house yet again saying "big chief, no shit". The doctor gets annoyed and so gives the warrior the whole bottle of pills to give to the chief.
The next day the warrior goes back to the witch doctor
"Big shit!! No chief".
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Reminded me of this one:
The Lone Ranger and his faithful sidekick Tonto were out on the plains one afternoon when suddenly Tonto, perhaps sensing danger, knelt and pressed his ear to the ground. "Buffalo come." he muttered.
"How many? How far away are they?" inquired the Ranger.
"No, no.." Tonto rose, wiping his ear with a grimace,"Buffalo cum!"