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Originally Posted by John 070
I let a girl I liked but barely knew, drive my Porsche, with me, on her last day of work (we worked at the same place during the summer home from college). She kissed me on the cheek after the drive. I was in like Flynn, so I ordered her this Gund teddy bear and FedEx'd it to her parents' mansion. Never heard from her again.  |
Fedex teddy bear = TRUE baller status.
