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Two drunks
Two drunks sitting on the curb in front of a bar:
Drunk #1: "Hey man."
Drunk #2: "Yeah?"
Drunk #1: "You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Drunk #2: "Yeah."
Drunk #1: "Man, I'll bet that hurt!"
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