[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

You are such a jerk. That is MKSixer 's emotional support animal. How dare you make fun of him!!!

Now I'm going to have to go buy him an additional emo support animal to get him over your comments. Jeez.

I think it would help next time if you understood why MKSixer needed an emotional support animal in the first place, and so I'm going to tell you so in the future, you can be a little more sensitive. See, here's the issue, he went in to his local BMW dealership and they sold him an i8 under the guise of it being a "supercar".

But after he spent some time in it, he realized that despite the Duracell battery packs strapped to it, he can't ignore the lingering realization that the engine is no more than the 3-cylinder Mini Cooper engine buzzing away behind him.

Hence the emo support animal now required.

I'll have you know, sir, that the ladies don't care what's buzzing under the bonnet. They only have to worry about exiting the car without their business showing under their skirts. And for this ugliness sir, I'm going to assign you an Emotional Support Prancercise Episode.