[M5Rick]

Originally Posted by Dino GT

Three buddies went deer hunting. They had to sleep two to a room.
No one wanted to sleep with Steve because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first night John slept in Steve's room and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The rest of the guys asked.
Man, what happened to you?
He said, Steve snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.
The next night it was Gary's turn. In the morning same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. Once again they asked. What happened to you? You look awful!
He said. Man, that Steve shakes the roof. I couldn't sleep at all, I just watched him all night.
The third night was Walter's turn. Walter was a big burly guy who loved to fish and hunt- a man's man.
The next morning he came to breakfast looking all rested and had a big smile on his face, good morning he said.
The guys couldn't believe it. They asked, what happened?
Walter said. Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Steve into bed and gave him a good night kiss on the lips.
He sat up and watched me all night long.

Oh dear!