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Originally Posted by Not_Judy
I'm currently shopping for rubber sheets on amazon.
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Originally Posted by Darth One
This is a much better confession. Make sure you have your phone within arms reach so you can let us know if she ignores your safe word...
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I know it sounds like Darth One cares from his post, but I just wanted to advise you that if said situation were to occur, and you called him, all you would hear on the other line was hysterical laughter and then a dial tone.
Pretty much ditto for BP in general if you were to post your woes here.
Best to call 911 first. The very next thing you should do before stopping the bleeding would be to let us know. Then you can focus on fashioning tourniquets out of whatever you can reach.