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      05-18-2015, 11:22 PM   #13
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The facts:

I get a month off work (paid) for paternity leave.
Due date is August 10th.
I have one year to take the time off post birth.

The question:

Would it be wrong if I waited for my production date and the subsequent reception of my M3 to take the time off?



Ugh, first kid?

I can tell you the first one with all hormones flying around is so tough and all the mistakes you make will send you to hell on earth. 3 days in the hospital, then take a week off to let the mom and the baby calm down. Three weeks later is plenty to drive the kiddo in the new car around later.

I'm telling you, the hormones truly fuck up the mothers. Do not go into that storm eyes closed.
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