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LOL maybe go jerk it into the troughs they have for urinals...

At least last time I went I had some busty accompaniment so I could watch the game and "explain baseball" to the clevage.

BTM Pro-tip: 20yr olds with big tits don't know about sabermetrics, and despite what they say have no interest in learning any of them, even if they are "taking a statistics class next semester". It's better to just notice her nail polish and say it looks good or something, then she'll start telling you about it and you can watch the game/boobs