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Operator - "Hello, Mercedes Support"
Man - "WTF - your car just drove itself right into a F*cking Diner"
Operator - "What? Can you please repeat that?"
Man - "You heard me, this better be covered under my bumper -to- bumper, cause I sure ain't paying for this piece of cr@p now!"
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