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      12-20-2017, 12:26 PM   #23
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Ha! You didn't know? I'm right up the road in BR. And I have no clue what is going on with Mr. Moose Knuckle!! I just avert my eyes!
I did not! Not sure how I missed it...

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I don't exactly have a doll, so will a stuffed teddy bear work?
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And I have no clue what is going on with Mr. Moose Knuckle!! I just avert my eyes!
LIAR!!!!!
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The camel has a wig? I missed that
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You were mesmerized by the Camel Toe. It is fully understandable.
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You were mesmerized by the Camel Toe. It is fully understandable.
I guess a teddy bear as a doll didn't work too well.
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I love you Mk, even with your shitty views on trade, your screwed up and narrow minded views on deficits, your complete lack of love for crotches presented right and your abhorrent taste in cars. Happy new year old friend.

Your dick will fall off. I'm working on my voodoo skills. I hired an instructor.
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Your dick will fall off. I'm working on my voodoo skills. I hired an instructor.
You're going down, amateur. I was born to this.
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MK, you need to stay off the Prancer website!! Your obsession is a bit concerning. At least with the dark pants we are not subjected to the camel toe again....
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MK, you need to stay off the Prancer website!! Your obsession is a bit concerning. At least with the dark pants we are not subjected to the camel toe again....
Opening his first clip by accident is human. It happens. When he posted his first one, I opened it.

What the fuck is wrong with you?! Trouser color does not work to improve the content. Stop watching, talk to a professional. All can be well again.

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What the fuck is wrong with you?! Trouser color does not work to improve the content. Stop watching, talk to a professional. All can be well again.

I'm taking one for the team and getting good content for BP OT. You're welcome!!!!
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Yeah we have no camel toe it's all smooth down their like barbie.
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