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      03-07-2016, 04:25 PM   #45
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Hey I need a car.

* milk capacity and milk specs.
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Under 200k euros in finland.

Tell me master... Can I truly live without a car again?

I'm taking out my friend's dog hauler to see one of my favorite bands in a few days. Since I'm driving, we're going by ice (lakes). But master, what does one buy after an M4 to be a true daily, and a dog hauler and a milk fetcher?

I hate the steering in the non M F's.
I can't stand the subaru rally line of the modern day.
Mitsubishi isn't my thing (and I will never again own an awd)
E90 below the M has their issues, the M has it's own.
E46 would considering where I'm now make me walk or push it more than to drive it

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Hey I need a car.

* milk capacity and milk specs.
* fun.
*a car that would suit me.

Under 200k euros in finland.

Tell me master... Can I truly live without a car again?

I'm taking out my friend's dog hauler to see one of my favorite bands in a few days. Since I'm driving, we're going by ice (lakes). But master, what does one buy after an M4 to be a true daily, and a dog hauler and a milk fetcher?

I hate the steering in the non M F's.
I can't stand the subaru rally line of the modern day.
Mitsubishi isn't my thing (and I will never again own an awd)
E90 below the M has their issues, the M has it's own.
E46 would considering where I'm now make me walk or push it more than to drive it

Specs are simple.

Manual.
Rwd
Below 200k e
Trashable.
Get a kia? Keep your word count down or I skip it.
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      03-07-2016, 05:36 PM   #48
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Hey I need a car.

* milk capacity and milk specs.
* fun.
*a car that would suit me.

Under 200k euros in finland.

Tell me master... Can I truly live without a car again?

I'm taking out my friend's dog hauler to see one of my favorite bands in a few days. Since I'm driving, we're going by ice (lakes). But master, what does one buy after an M4 to be a true daily, and a dog hauler and a milk fetcher?

I hate the steering in the non M F's.
I can't stand the subaru rally line of the modern day.
Mitsubishi isn't my thing (and I will never again own an awd)
E90 below the M has their issues, the M has it's own.
E46 would considering where I'm now make me walk or push it more than to drive it

Specs are simple.

Manual.
Rwd
Below 200k e
Trashable.
GT86

Slap a blower on it. Trash it like it's hot.
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      03-07-2016, 06:10 PM   #50
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      03-07-2016, 06:16 PM   #51
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Hey I need a car.

* milk capacity and milk specs.
* fun.
*a car that would suit me.

Under 200k euros in finland.

Tell me master... Can I truly live without a car again?

I'm taking out my friend's dog hauler to see one of my favorite bands in a few days. Since I'm driving, we're going by ice (lakes). But master, what does one buy after an M4 to be a true daily, and a dog hauler and a milk fetcher?

I hate the steering in the non M F's.
I can't stand the subaru rally line of the modern day.
Mitsubishi isn't my thing (and I will never again own an awd)
E90 below the M has their issues, the M has it's own.
E46 would considering where I'm now make me walk or push it more than to drive it

Specs are simple.

Manual.
Rwd
Below 200k e
Trashable.

...Ford Pinto...?
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Build a decent alcohol tolerance, have some fun.
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Build a decent race car, develop decent alcohol tolerance, have some fun.
FTFY...
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Oh yeah that too and get some weapons in case your plan doesn't work or don't have fireworks on 4th of july.
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Get a kia? Keep your word count down or I skip it.
Meh, I just might to spite the hubby.



I don't even drive again. I'll get a motorcycle for the summer but cars and me are done.

All that beautiful milk they can carry ... And then I move again. And again. And again.
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She didn't have fire on the list.
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      03-07-2016, 07:01 PM   #57
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1MOREMOD - how was Deadpool?
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Jumping in here...

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As is old man denial?
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No it isnt, you get smarter not stronger. Your skin does get thinner and shows better as age to a point that's why pro bodybuilders peak late.
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Hey I need a car.

* milk capacity and milk specs.
* fun.
*a car that would suit me.

Under 200k euros in finland.

Tell me master... Can I truly live without a car again?

I'm taking out my friend's dog hauler to see one of my favorite bands in a few days. Since I'm driving, we're going by ice (lakes). But master, what does one buy after an M4 to be a true daily, and a dog hauler and a milk fetcher?

I hate the steering in the non M F's.
I can't stand the subaru rally line of the modern day.
Mitsubishi isn't my thing (and I will never again own an awd)
E90 below the M has their issues, the M has it's own.
E46 would considering where I'm now make me walk or push it more than to drive it

Specs are simple.

Manual.
Rwd
Below 200k e
Trashable.

Fix up an older Nissan 300Z / 240SX? Way below budget, definitely trashable, fun RWD. Both hatchbacks too I think, so lots of milk carrying capacity.
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