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      12-19-2017, 03:32 PM   #573
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My guess is that he's not working. Its the only time he has to respond to this nonsense
I work mon-Fri bro check in on breaks.
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So what's the plan for totally autonomous automobiles?
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I will confound them every time I see one at a light or on the freeway. It will avoid me and drive in a lake or never make it thru a 4 way stop
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have you seen his avatar??? same
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Nah my beard game is getting good, little over 2 months in.
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I will confound them every time I see one at a light or on the freeway. It will avoid me and drive in a lake or never make it thru a 4 way stop
What do you think about Clarkson's advice ?
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Seen it a long time ago. I wouldn't watch it is what.
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Seen it a long time ago. I wouldn't watch it is what.

1MORE, maybe he was asking what you would do with that ladies camel toe?
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Look at it depending on quality and vintage
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Seen it a long time ago. I wouldn't watch it is what.

1MORE, maybe he was asking what you would do with that ladies camel toe?
Well there is this... https://www.facebook.com/ssshproject...3922697224115/
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