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06-21-2018, 07:10 PM | #1 |
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I like my women like I like my...
... peanut butter: low fat and easy to spread
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06-21-2018, 07:18 PM | #2 |
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TV, easy to turn on and can leave in the other room when done.
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06-21-2018, 08:11 PM | #4 |
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Gumbo...hot, spicy, and keeps you satisfied.
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06-21-2018, 08:54 PM | #5 |
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Rod bearings... replaced before they fail.
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06-21-2018, 08:57 PM | #6 | |
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06-21-2018, 09:35 PM | #8 |
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pizza...Hot and still around for another slice in the morning.
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06-21-2018, 10:25 PM | #9 |
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I like my women like...
.. washing my car. I breathe on her softly and gently as I pay every inch attention. ... making coffee. I grind my beans until they squeak and then I put the milk in. |
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06-21-2018, 10:29 PM | #10 |
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06-21-2018, 11:01 PM | #11 |
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06-22-2018, 12:05 AM | #12 |
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fleshlight...takes a pounding without saying shit
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06-22-2018, 12:13 AM | #13 |
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06-22-2018, 01:10 AM | #14 |
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Whiskey. 18 years old and mixed up with coke.
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06-22-2018, 01:46 AM | #15 |
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Coffee, cold, dark and bitter.
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06-22-2018, 02:41 AM | #16 |
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my RS5, the Audi smokes M4's like weed and my funnier half is laughing about it
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06-22-2018, 02:56 AM | #17 |
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like the weather overhere, mosly moist but generally soaking wet
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06-22-2018, 03:13 AM | #18 |
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06-22-2018, 06:35 AM | #20 |
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Like a bespoke suit...sleek, perfectly structured and fits you like a glove.
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06-22-2018, 07:04 AM | #21 |
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steak....when it gets bloody, flip it over to the brown side
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06-22-2018, 07:24 AM | #22 |
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