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      05-01-2018, 02:04 PM   #89
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Sweet Emotion
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Sweet emotion
Sweet emotion
Sweet emotion
Sweet emotion
You talk about things that nobody cares
You're wearing out things that nobody wears
You're calling my name but I gotta make clear
I can't say baby where I'll be in a year
When some sweet hog mama with a face like a gent
Said my get up and go must've got up and went
Well I got good news, she's a real good liar
'Cause the backstage boogie sets your pants on fire
Sweet emotion
Sweet emotion
When I pulled into town in a police car
Your daddy said I took it just a little too far
You're telling me things but your girlfriend lied
You can't catch me 'cause the rabbit done died
Yes it did
You stand in the front just a shakin' your ass
I'll take you backstage, you can drink from my glass
We're talking about something I can sure understand
'Cause a month on the road an' I'll be eating from your hand
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The other night I laid sleeping,
And I woke from a terrible dream
So I caught up my pal Jack Daniel's,
And his partner Jimmy Beam
And we drank alone, yeah,
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone,
I prefer to be by myself

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      05-01-2018, 07:59 PM   #93
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So sit on my face, on my face,
Please sit on my face, Stevie Nix.

-- The Rotters
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Did you hear about the midnight rambler
Everybody got to go
Did you hear about the midnight rambler
The one that shut the kitchen door
He don't give a hoot of warning
Wrapped up in a black cat cloak
He don't go in the light of the morning
He split the time the cock'rel crows
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This is a story about Billy Joe and Bobbie Sue
Two young lovers with nothin' better to do
Than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube
And here is what happened when they decided to cut loose
They headed down to, ooh, old El Paso
That's where they ran into a great big hassle
Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle
Bobbie Sue took the money and run

-Steve Miller

*side note....one of the best concerts I’ve been too, it was one big drunk sing-along.

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I'm a Barbie girl
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      05-01-2018, 10:32 PM   #98
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Pearl Jam

Waitin', watchin' the clock
It's four o'clock, it's got to stop
Tell him, take no more... she practices her speech
As he opens the door, she rolls over
Pretends to sleep as he looks her over
She lies and says she's in love with him, can't find a better man
She dreams in color, she dreams in red, can't find a better man
Can't find a better man, can't find a better man
Oh


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"I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything

What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time
The feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here

What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way"


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From my time as a YOUT on the east coast.

Last night a little dancer, came dancin' to my door
Last night a little angel, came pumping on my floor
She said come on baby, you got a license for love
And if it expires, pray help from above, because
In the midnight hour, she cried more, more, more
With a rebel yell she cried more, more, more
In the midnight hour babe more, more, more
With a rebel yell more, more, more
More, more, more!


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      05-01-2018, 10:47 PM   #101
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The Rolling Stones
Paint it Black

I see a red door and I want it painted black.
No colours anymore, I want them to turn black.
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes.
I see a line of cars and they're all painted black.
With flowers and my love both never to come back.
I see people turn their heads and quickly look away.
Like a newborn baby, it just happens every day.
I look inside myself and see my heart is black.
I see my red door and must have it painted black.
Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to face the facts

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THE WIND CRIES MARY

AFTER ALL JACKS ARE IN THEIR BOXES
AND THE CLOWNS HAVE ALL GONE TO BED
YOU CAN HEAR HAPPINESS STAGGERING ON DOWN THE STREET
FOOTPRINTS DRESSED IN RED

AND THE WIND WHISPERS MARY

A BROOM IS DREARILY SWEEPING
UP THE BROKEN PIECES OF YESTERDAY'S LIFE
SOMEWHERE A QUEEN IS WEEPING
SOMEWHERE A KING HAS NO WIFE

AND THE WIND CRIES MARY

THE TRAFIC LIGHTS THEY TURN A BLUE TOMORROW
AND SHINE THER EMPTINESS DOWN ON MY BED
THE TINY ISLAND SAGS DOWNSTREAM
CAUSE THE LIFE THAT THEY LIVED IS DEAD

AND THE WIND SCREAMS MARY

WILL THE WIND EVER REMEMBER
THE NAMES IT HAS BLOWN IN THE PAST
AND WITH ITS CRUTCH ITS OLD AGE AND ITS WISDOM
IT WHISPERS "NO, THIS WILL BE THE LAST"

AND THE WIND CRIES MARY

Nothing more need be said.
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Beast of Burden

I'll never be your beast of burden
My back is broad but it's a hurting
All I want for you to make love to me

I'll never be your beast of burden
I've walked for miles my feet are hurting
All I want is for you to make love to me

Am I hard enough?
Am I rough enough?
Am I rich enough?
I'm not too blind to see

I'll never be your beast of burden
So let's go home and draw the curtains
Music on the radio come on baby make sweet love to me

Am I hard enough?
Am I rough enough?
Am I rich enough?
I'm not too blind to see

Oh little sister
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty girls

You're a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty girl
Pretty, pretty such a pretty, pretty, pretty girl
Come on baby please, please, please

I'll tell ya you can put me out
On the street put me out
With no shoes on my feet
But put me out, put me out, put me out of misery

All your sickness I can suck it up
Throw it all at me I can shrug it off
There's one thing baby that I don't understand
You keep on telling me I ain't your kind of man

Ain't I rough enough? Ooh honey
And ain't I tough enough?
Ain't I rich enough in love enough?
Ooh, ooh please

I'll never be your beast of burden
I'll never be your beast of burden
Never, never, never, never, never, never, never be

I'll never be your beast of burden
I've walked for miles my feet are hurting
All I want is, you to make love to me

I don't need no beast of burden
I need no fussing, I need no nursing
Never, never, never, never, never, never, never be
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Bullet with Butterfly Wings

The world is a vampire, sent to drain
Secret destroyers, hold you up to the flames
And what do I get, for my pain
Betrayed desires, and a piece of the game
Even though I know-I suppose I'll show
All my cool and cold-like old job
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Then someone will say what is lost can never be saved
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Now I'm naked, nothing but an animal
But can you fake it, for just one more show
And what do you want, I want to change
And what have you got
When you feel the same
Even though I know-I suppose I'll show
All my cool and cold-like old job
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Then someone will say what is lost can never be saved
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Tell me I'm the only one
Tell me there's no other one
Jesus was the only son
Tell me I'm the chosen one
Jesus was the only son for you
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
And I still believe that I cannot be saved
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      05-01-2018, 11:46 PM   #106
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Breakdown

It's alright if you love me,
It's alright if you don't
I'm not afraid of you runnin' away honey,
I've got the feeling you won't
Say there is no sense in pretending,
Your eyes give you away
Something inside you is feeling like I do,
We said all there is to say
Breakdown, go ahead and give it to me
Breakdown, take me through the night
Breakdown, I'm standing here can you see,
Breakdown, it's alright,
It's alright, it's alright
Breakdown, go ahead and give it to me
Breakdown, take me through the night
Breakdown, I'm standing here can you see
Breakown it's alright
It's alright, it's alright
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You sir are out! Banned! Even mentioning that band makes you an outcast.
Every rose has its thorns Lups!

Plus I was talking about Tupac and Biggie having better lyrics.

I'm Canadian and I hate the Nickel. That says a lot.
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Every rose has its thorns Lups!
Now that horrible pop song is playing in my head!

You mean, horrible man!
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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Now that horrible pop song is playing in my head!

You mean, horrible man!
Could be worse...you could have Celine Dion's my heart will go on playing...

Enjoy...
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