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      06-14-2018, 07:24 AM   #23
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Damn.....I don't know how to use the 3 seashells.
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Damn.....I don't know how to use the 3 seashells.
So your handle should be not_seashell?
Maybe you could alter your work bathroom, so your bitchy co-worker has to use the seashells?
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Damn.....I don't know how to use the 3 seashells.
So your handle should be not_seashell?
Maybe you could alter your work bathroom, so your bitchy co-worker has to use the seashells?
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As far as the bitchy coworker goes, I wouldn't try to contemplate the logistics that go into her ass-wipery. I'm sure it involves a reach extender with an elbow.
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