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      10-08-2016, 09:45 PM   #40349
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It's the forums fault or Mexicans I didn't do it
The pic looks normal to me. Ignore them.
It looks fine for me on the app. On a computer it's upside down. Pretty sure it's the Mexicans.
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Epic beard coming soon.
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Depends what she can do....
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This show is hilarious. Y'all need to watch this.
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Speaking of Brampton, I'm watching Russell Peters: Almost Famous and he's from there.

This show is hilarious. Y'all need to watch this.
Russel Peters is the man! His Indian themed jokes are hilarious, because they're true hahahha
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I'm not stuffing your turkey this year if that's what you're referring to.
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Happy Thanksgiving, ya turkey.
I'm not stuffing your turkey this year if that's what you're referring to.
Haha that's ok. Going to get stuffed at the final night of the night market.
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Haha that's ok. Going to get stuffed at the final night of the night market.
Which night market is this?

Don't tell me Richmond. That would mean you have to be next to those...

What do you call them...

The people from Chiner
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      10-10-2016, 12:46 AM   #40360
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Haha that's ok. Going to get stuffed at the final night of the night market.
Which night market is this?

Don't tell me Richmond. That would mean you have to be next to those...

What do you call them...

The people from Chiner
Yup. Yummmmmm
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      10-10-2016, 06:52 AM   #40361
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1MOREMOD's wife is hot!
Depends what she can do....
So not weird to talk about someone's wife this way. Nope. Not at all.
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I expect a level of creepy here
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Yup. Yummmmmm
I feel like you are a creature of the night. Not a "lady of the night" - totally different thing.
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Statements like this do make you wonder

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Depends what she can do....
Noooo, thats not polite dude, dont bash someones funnier looking half when she got posted here
You wouldnt like that too, if we're pointing about Britta, no?
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Going to get stuffed at the final night of the night market.
Ugh well I must've been doing it wrong as I came home with less cash in my pocket.
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Noooo, thats not polite dude, dont bash someones funnier looking half when she got posted here
You wouldnt like that too, if we're pointing about Britta, no?
You are actually right and I'm really sorry my friend ...

But you know as well , it's OT and this is "the whore thread part 2"
BTW....I got shit over me about her , but we don't care about shit .
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