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      04-17-2015, 11:48 AM   #67
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That's alright, I have women, so this race still includes the three of you. I'll admit, I ran track in HS, so I'm pretty fast.


I wish I could catch a 335. Last week I raced a grandma in a Cutlass Supreme and she blew the doors off my 128.
I got my ass kicked by an Audi a few weeks ago. It happens, we just need to cry the pain out Billup

Thanks for the picture, you clearly captured each of us.
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That's alright, I have women, so this race still includes the three of you. I'll admit, I ran track in HS, so I'm pretty fast.


I wish I could catch a 335. Last week I raced a grandma in a Cutlass Supreme and she blew the doors off my 128.
How'bout the bike?
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I got my ass kicked by an Audi a few weeks ago. It happens, we just need to cry the pain out Billup

Thanks for the picture, you clearly captured each of us.
Sometimes it's okay to admit defeat. Whether dealt by an elderly woman or a poorly engineered Audi, we just need to realize it's not our fault.


Glad you like it! I really wanted to capture the beautiful essence each of you offer us on a daily basis.
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How'bout the bike?
It's painfully slow for a bike. Compared to a car it's quick, but my ZX10 was probably 3 sec faster in a 1/4 mile.
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Sometimes it's okay to admit defeat. Whether dealt by an elderly woman or a poorly engineered Audi, we just need to realize it's not our fault.


Glad you like it! I really wanted to capture the beautiful essence each of you offer us on a daily basis.
Yeah, sadly he was far above my skill level, even my ego admitted it.

To give an honest answer, most guys here act like pigs every time new women join. I would like it more if the demographic was more even but anyone who reads this shit for a while runs away to some decorating forum.

It wouldn't hurt if they made either of the galls a moderator. That should encourage others to join.
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Yeah, sadly he was far above my skill level, even my ego admitted it.

To give an honest answer, most guys here act like pigs every time new women join. I would like it more if the demographic was more even but anyone who reads this shit for a while runs away to some decorating forum.

It wouldn't hurt if they made either of the galls a moderator. That should encourage others to join.
Acceptance is the first step to bettering ourselves lol.


Most guys act like pigs on any car forum. There was one exception of a girl who whored herself to a handful of us from a Michigan car forum, I'm sure there's pics floating around somewhere.


I like when chicks take an interest in cars instead of crocheting, hopscotch, and white zinfandel. Sadly it seems like female enthusiasts are slimming down more and more, even male enthusiasts too. We're a dying breed, due to be extinct when cars become self driving asshole transporters.
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It's painfully slow for a bike. Compared to a car it's quick, but my ZX10 was probably 3 sec faster in a 1/4 mile.
I can picture you & lups riding on your bike into the sunset.

And All you need to know about Finnish.

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Acceptance is the first step to bettering ourselves lol.


Most guys act like pigs on any car forum. There was one exception of a girl who whored herself to a handful of us from a Michigan car forum, I'm sure there's pics floating around somewhere.


I like when chicks take an interest in cars instead of crocheting, hopscotch, and white zinfandel. Sadly it seems like female enthusiasts are slimming down more and more, even male enthusiasts too. We're a dying breed, due to be extinct when cars become self driving asshole transporters.
Yeah, to be honest it's not only the men. Women seem to get extra catty in this kind of environment, it's like watching people live their dream of being a worshipped princess and it explains often too much.

In other news, I have a whole day off so if anyone can come up with a topic that is remotely interesting, it would save me from shopping!
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I can picture you & lups riding on your bike into the sunset.

And All you need to know about Finnish.

Nah, dude, check this out!

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That's all you need to know about Finnish.
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That's all you need to know about Finnish.
If you ever needed to know the rationale for people choosing to sail across the ocean and form one group of united states, see this graphic.
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That's all you need to know about Finnish.


You gotta be really smart to learn to speak Finnish.
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You gotta be really smart to learn to speak Finnish.
I have a friend who moved to the country when he was 15. He learned it in a few months. I've never known anyone else like him and I'd say you're correct. It is an impossible language to learn if not taught from birth.

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Yeah, sadly he was far above my skill level, even my ego admitted it.

To give an honest answer, most guys here act like pigs every time new women join. I would like it more if the demographic was more even but anyone who reads this shit for a while runs away to some decorating forum.

It wouldn't hurt if they made either of the galls a moderator. That should encourage others to join.
Acceptance is the first step to bettering ourselves lol.


Most guys act like pigs on any car forum. There was one exception of a girl who whored herself to a handful of us from a Michigan car forum, I'm sure there's pics floating around somewhere.


I like when chicks take an interest in cars instead of crocheting, hopscotch, and white zinfandel. Sadly it seems like female enthusiasts are slimming down more and more, even male enthusiasts too. We're a dying breed, due to be extinct when cars become self driving asshole transporters.
Lol crocheting, hopscotch and Zinfandel... I can't... What are those things even :
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just a quick question... do women care if they're called "chicks"?

for some reason every time i read someone's post and it says "chicks" i say it in a total dude/stoner voice for lack of a better description and it cracks me up.

fuggin look at those hot chicks, duuddde!

dafuq?
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just a quick question... do women care if they're called "chicks"?

for some reason every time i read someone's post and it says "chicks" i say it in a total dude/stoner voice for lack of a better description and it cracks me up.

fuggin look at those hot chicks, duuddde!

dafuq?
I call them chicks to their face. That's what they are. Chicks.


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Lol crocheting, hopscotch and Zinfandel... I can't... What are those things even :
You can't what? You didn't finish the sentence.


Don't you try and play me, Mel. I know you partake in all three. I'm on to you.
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just a quick question... do women care if they're called "chicks"?

for some reason every time i read someone's post and it says "chicks" i say it in a total dude/stoner voice for lack of a better description and it cracks me up.

fuggin look at those hot chicks, duuddde!

dafuq?
It doesn't bother me.
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It doesn't bother me.
I usually nicely explain the difference between a chick and a bird and a woman and how I don't go for guys with feather fetish and that I prefer my adult birds on a plate.

Then again, today a guy was hitting on me very badly. He told me he had the balls to take a girl like me. I walked right up to him, and explained to him that if it was up to me, the worm he called the snake would experience a dry spell even Sahara hasn't seen in hundred years.



See, you two are way nicer than me.
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just a quick question... do women care if they're called "chicks"?

for some reason every time i read someone's post and it says "chicks" i say it in a total dude/stoner voice for lack of a better description and it cracks me up.

fuggin look at those hot chicks, duuddde!

dafuq?
Anything but bae
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Babe, that's a compliment.
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Babe, that's a compliment.
Babe is fine, but that stupid term "bae" drives me insane
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