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      02-19-2021, 02:24 PM   #23
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-someone who brags about the things they own or money they make

-someone who wants to tell you every person they know. Ex. There's this guy and every time we see him he's like do you know so and so. Oh, he and I were at dinner the other tonight and blah blah blah. No fucks given dude

-manscape: trim your shit (armpit hair, down there hair, trim & clean your nails ON YOUR HANDS & TOES)

-be somewhat physically fit. Don't need a body builder gym junkie but someone who does physical activity of some sort

-needy people

-jealousy
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      02-19-2021, 02:24 PM   #24
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Her husband
I totally forgot.... estranged exes.

I dated a woman for a short bit that was really nice but her phone would go off and I could see the deterioration in her mood that it was her ex. And when kids are involved that ex is not going away. Ever.
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      02-19-2021, 02:41 PM   #25
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-someone who brags about the things they own or money they make

-someone who wants to tell you every person they know. Ex. There's this guy and every time we see him he's like do you know so and so. Oh, he and I were at dinner the other tonight and blah blah blah. No fucks given dude

-manscape: trim your shit (armpit hair, down there hair, trim & clean your nails ON YOUR HANDS & TOES)

-be somewhat physically fit. Don't need a body builder gym junkie but someone does physical activity of some sort

-needy people

-jealousy
Good ones...!
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-someone who brags about the things they own or money they make

-someone who wants to tell you every person they know. Ex. There's this girl and every time we see her she's like do you know so and so. Oh, he and I were at dinner the other tonight and blah blah blah. No fucks given lady

-Womanscape: trim your shit (armpit hair, down there hair, trim & clean your nails ON YOUR HANDS & TOES)

-be somewhat physically fit. Please don't look like a body builder gym junkie but rather someone who does physical activity of some sort

-needy people

-jealousy
Just a couple modifications, you nailed it haha
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      02-19-2021, 03:24 PM   #27
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If she is a feminist, smokes, has massive debt, no aspirations (plan) to go beyond being a waitress, posts duckface photos on social media, has owning a LV handbag as a top 5 goal in life, and finally thinks BBW is actually beautiful

I have one new one. She thinking the new G8x is a beautiful car.
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-someone who brags about the things they own or money they make

-someone who wants to tell you every person they know. Ex. There's this guy and every time we see him he's like do you know so and so. Oh, he and I were at dinner the other tonight and blah blah blah. No fucks given dude

-manscape: trim your shit (armpit hair, down there hair, trim & clean your nails ON YOUR HANDS & TOES)

-be somewhat physically fit. Don't need a body builder gym junkie but someone who does physical activity of some sort

-needy people

-jealousy
I think it's a fair list that is relevant regardless of man or woman
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      02-19-2021, 04:43 PM   #29
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Yous peoples are too hi minded.
How about, "sexual incompatablity", the #1 answer?
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      02-19-2021, 04:47 PM   #30
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Crazy women need love too ��
Guy, they are all crazy....my first ex wife was way out there....my second ex wife seemed like the most normal woman you could ever meet.....and then out came the crazy....damn.
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1. Vulgar.
2. Smoker.
3. Yellow teeth.
4. Dirty fingernails.
5. Hair style by Dairy Queen or Speedy Lube.
6. Limited vocabulary.
7. Tiresome come-on lines.
8. Deer caught in headlights look when discussing World Affairs.
9. Men with fake watches.
10. Internet moderators.
11. No sense of humor.

***I'll take a break now, I might be back.***
I'm down with most of your list....sometimes a guy has dirty fingernails because he's a guy.
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Guy, they are all crazy....my first ex wife was way out there....my second ex wife seemed like the most normal woman you could ever meet.....and then out came the crazy....damn.
Come on, Murf.
They just seemed crazy because you are comparing them to yourself.

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      02-19-2021, 04:54 PM   #33
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I'm down with most of your list....sometimes a guy has dirty fingernails because he's a guy.

It's called...Take a shower.
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      02-19-2021, 04:59 PM   #34
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It's called...Take a shower.

Sure, but you know sometimes men have some dirt on their hands. It might not be pretty but it's real.
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      02-19-2021, 05:20 PM   #35
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It's called...Take a shower.

Sure, but you know sometimes men have some dirt on their hands. It might not be pretty but it's real.
I'm with her on the shower or use a fingernail file and dig that shit out or some fast orange.

My husbands job isn't always the cleanest & he has done all his own auto & boat maintenance. He has never had dirty fingernails. He always makes a point to clean them.
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Sexual attraction is what draws me in, but personality is what keeps me. I'm a type A personality, my mind is always going 24/7. I like someone fun who I can prank back and forth or someone who challenges me mentally. Someone with a dull personality who is just "meh whatever" about everything can be a turn off. Have some passion for life!

Things like hygiene are a given.
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I'm with her on the shower or use a fingernail file and dig that shit out or some fast orange.

My husbands job isn't always the cleanest & he has done all his own auto & boat maintenance. He has never had dirty fingernails. He always makes a point to clean them.
I work an office job (IT) but run a side business repairing cars/small engines. I run heavy equipment for family, I work outside in the yard, and I do my own car maintenance. My fingernails and hands are never packed full of dirt. I remember when I was growing up a friend's dad was a mechanic and his hands were always black, constantly.

Disposable gloves or those mechanics' gloves are your friend. Trust me the last thing a girl wants when you jump in the shower with her as your reward for fixing her car is gross hands.
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      02-19-2021, 05:27 PM   #38
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Man, two pages and nobody's posted this yet?

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      02-19-2021, 05:32 PM   #39
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Man, two pages and nobody's posted this yet?

I was thinking that too. Well played.
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      02-19-2021, 05:37 PM   #40
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I spend a lot of my time in Thailand for work. I don't touch but see what looks like a lot of attractive girls then looking closer I can tell some of them are men. I find this a turnoff.
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The last girlfriend taught me a lot, I only knew about number 2 and 4 before the first date and number 6 after breaking up with her. Her list consisted of the following.

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I thought it was quite telling when her father suggested that I might date his youngest daughter next...she was married to an addict who's since died and left her with four kids. Thank you no! Life is so much more simple now even with last years tornado and now the pandemic. Car drama? No, it's all good.
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Fake/plastic anything. Too much makeup. Unwillingness to get dirty or go outside and do things. Lack of ambition. Unhealthy. Lack of creativity. Any form of racism, sexism, etc. Overly political. Unwilling to tolerate me doing stuff they're not interested in (they don't have to take part).

Basic hygiene is an absolute given in both directions.

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