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      11-10-2016, 08:15 AM   #42549
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I mailed my pubes to him.
No there is another that needs that far more
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Not sure about the beard contest, but you are definitely winning the "no neck" contest for sure in that pic.
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No there is another that needs that far more
HA! He's such a poor soul. Almost feel bad for the poor guy. Lets mail him our shower trimmings from now on.
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But shockin330i could use it too. He needs helps as badly
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William is my twin brother, my name is Franklin.
Roosevelt ?

Yeah right William.. I saw that on the pic from your ID...
But actually we are kinda heroes from BP , because only "WE"(both) had the balls to post our ID pic !
Yes...Balls brothers we are !

Amen...
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I think so...
Ernie you look good
But I need to say , you have kinda gringo look .
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      11-10-2016, 09:20 AM   #42559
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Philippe, you need to learn that Belgie is a nickname, and term of endearment.
I don't need to learn that I hate my fucking country and that's Belgium (Belgie)
I want to read my first name Philippe and not the country that I really hate .
It's like....Hey America (US) how are you ?
I'm sorry guys , but that's how I think about the situation...
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Balls bros....
omg bros.....
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Balls bros....
Exactly ! 4 balls are stronger than 2
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We have squinty eyed asian friend that has trouble getting hair on his face the natural way.
He needs a flying beard !
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But shockin330i could use it too. He needs helps as badly
True, lets send it to him instead.

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Roosevelt ?

Yeah right William.. I saw that on the pic from your ID...
But actually we are kinda heroes from BP , because only "WE"(both) had the balls to post our ID pic !
Yes...Balls brothers we are !

Amen...
Uhhhh..., come up with a different name and I might agree.
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True, lets send it to him instead.



Uhhhh..., come up with a different name and I might agree.
Can't type penis brothers on here , so it was balls brothers ...
Balls brothers sounds strong , and penis brothers sounds really homo !
So it was balls William , because you love only chicks and that's the same thing here...
Only pussies bro...Yeah strong balls are required !
Brothers in arms ? No wait...Brothers in balls , yeah !
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This seems completely normal for you. :
I like to help friends in need.
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Can't type penis brothers on here , so it was balls brothers ...
Balls brothers sounds strong , and penis brothers sounds really homo !
So it was balls William , because you love only chicks and that's the same thing here...
Only pussies bro...Yeah strong balls are required !
Brothers in arms ? No wait...Brothers in balls , yeah !
Dude..., I can't even right now.


Just bro's would have been okay.
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Dude..., I can't even right now.


Just bro's would have been okay.
Roger that ball dude bro .
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Lmao poor Ernie
The struggle is real... although the new girl i've been talking to kinda likes it
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Where's Bert?
He's at work. Strange enough my best friend's name is heriBERTo haha

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HA! He's such a poor soul. Almost feel bad for the poor guy. Lets mail him our shower trimmings from now on.
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We have squinty eyed asian friend that has trouble getting hair on his face the natural way.
I'm part asian. This might be why i struggle so much
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But shockin330i could use it too. He needs helps as badly
I'm sure I'll be thankful when I'm older
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Ernie you look good
But I need to say , you have kinda gringo look .
haha much love!!
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