ask an italian anything

Wakka · 06-29-2011, 05:44 PM

go.

Q4P · 06-29-2011, 05:45 PM

Embarrased by jersey shore?

CollinsE90 · 06-29-2011, 05:45 PM

why do you keep considering yourself Italian, you're brown

Wakka · 06-29-2011, 05:46 PM

Im gonna need to concur with my follow resident italian E90 poster vinny, but im going to go ahead and say yes, that show is disgraceful. most of them arent full italian anyway though.

SilverII · 06-29-2011, 05:47 PM

Who is your daddy

BTM · 06-29-2011, 05:47 PM

how many bottles of Acqua di Gio are you wearing right now

M3Bahn · 06-29-2011, 05:48 PM

How much pasta do you eat in a day?

Wakka · 06-29-2011, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by BTM

how many bottles of aqua di gio are you wearing right now

I own 2 bottles of that shit. 1 i bought forever ago, and the other was a gift from a friend like 2 years ago.

Wakka · 06-29-2011, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by M3Bahn

How much pasta do you eat in a day?

we have enough pasta in my household to survive ww3. not even remotely joking.

BTM · 06-29-2011, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Wakka

I own 2 bottles of that shit. 1 i bought forever ago, and the other was a gift from a friend like 2 years ago.

so...2?

Wakka · 06-29-2011, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by BTM

so...2?

2 a day YES

TimZ · 06-29-2011, 05:52 PM

Cosa nostra?

JayKay335i · 06-29-2011, 05:53 PM

Do you sweat olive oil?

lopealle · 06-29-2011, 05:54 PM

Is it true that after being a BOSS you get fat and move to Miami?

CollinsE90 · 06-29-2011, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by BTM

how many bottles of Acqua di Gio are you wearing right now

M3Bahn · 06-29-2011, 05:54 PM

What is the difference between a guido and a greasy gumbar if any?

dziqsek · 06-29-2011, 06:00 PM

Why most Italians looks metrosexual ?

BTM · 06-29-2011, 06:01 PM

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Why most Italians looks metrosexual ?

to get to the other side

SchlauCow · 06-29-2011, 06:03 PM

i learned from super mario bros that italians like skinny princesses, so why do you like fat middle class girls?

CollinsE90 · 06-29-2011, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by SchlauCow

i learned from super mario bros that italians like skinny princesses, so why do you like fat middle class girls?

easily one of the few funny people on this forum

Wakka · 06-29-2011, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Do you sweat olive oil?

yup, produce my own hair gel too.

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Originally Posted by M3Bahn

What is the difference between a guido and a greasy gumbar if any?

uhh... ask vince.

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Originally Posted by lopealle

Is it true that after being a BOSS you get fat and move to Miami?

Florida seems to be every italians dream getaway.

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Originally Posted by SchlauCow

i learned from super mario bros that italians like skinny princesses, so why do you like fat middle class girls?

Dont enjoy a single thing about fat chicks. a little extra meat... OK sure. I've been with skinny girls as well as chubby girls. Rich to poor. If you find an intelligent girl that grew up poor, they have a lot of respect, and are trying to make their own. I like that about a girl idk. independent and doesnt need me 24/7.

AngelinIsRich08 · 06-29-2011, 06:23 PM

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how many bottles of Acqua di Gio are you wearing right now

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