If you hurry over, you can move to Canada before they get the wall built this summer
Seriously though, Cali is great for weather and the combination of beaches with desert and mountains within a few hours drive. But that drive will be horrendously painfully slow with idiots packing heat wanting to shoot you for signaling you need to make a turn, then the other ones in front won't signal, and cut across 3 lanes of traffic to make their exit by just barely missing the water bumper. Unless you drive from midnight to 4 am.
You could move up near me, but further inland, and manage an ostrich farm or something . . .