So much wrong with this listing and post it's not even a joke. First off, you didn't own the car since '08 since it's listed as being sold to the last owner(which is you) on 4/17/09. Then you claim you drove 2,000 miles a year? The car was last noted at "54,000k" miles on 7/15/2014 and you're telling me you drove 1,500 miles in 6 months meanwhile between 2010 and 2012 you only drove 1k miles combined? the 2010, 2012, and 2014 inspections were at 51,000, 52,000 and 54,000 miles (respectively) on the DOT. That's 3k miles in 4YEARS. NOT 2k miles per year. Can't believe such scum still rolls miles these days. People like you need to be socked in the face for trying to scam someone with a car that has an excessive amount of miles and possibly issues by rolling the mileage and making it seem like it was a garage queen. I strongly suggest you take this listing down because if someone like me as to take the drive or flight up to Chicago and run a paint meter on the car to find out it's probably been in multiple accidents AND knowing the mileage was rolled, you'd be riding in the trunk of the car
not to mention the car is listed about 10k underpriced, no wonder you're looking for a "quick sale"